Centuries ago, deep within the Pits of Hell, Satan devised a plan to gain more followers from Earth. He decided to create musicians from the molten lava to send to Earth so that they may convince humans to worship Him. Using the power of lost souls he had collected, the Prince of Darkness created three musicians.… Read moreShow less
Centuries ago, deep within the Pits of Hell, Satan devised a plan to gain more followers from Earth. He decided to create musicians from the molten lava to send to Earth so that they may convince humans to worship Him. Using the power of lost souls he had collected, the Prince of Darkness created three musicians. Moloch the Manipulator, who was to arrange the notes of Satan’s music to His liking, while performing on a reverb-soaked guitar. Dagon the Blasphemer, who was to rumble the earth with the morbid tones of the electric bass, and Asmoday the Tormentor, who was to hypnotize the disbelievers with a drum set delivering a steady surf beat. Satan cast the three musicians from the Gates of Hell to Earth where they kidnapped a man named Gary from behind an office building where he was working as an insurance salesman. Gary the Insurance Salesman was to deliver dissonant harmonies and haunting melodies on the electric organ. Together, the four musicians began a mission to deliver the word of Satan to Earth through Satanic Surf Rock music. In honor of their creator, they would be forever known as LUSURFER.
